Kimnelyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, deceitful jellyfish.

Kimnelyat created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimnelyat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimnelyat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kimnelyat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kimnelyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kimnelyat.