Tonrullrull is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, passionate armadillo.

Tonrullrull created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonrullrull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonrullrull, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonrullrull's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tonrullrull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never run in the presence of horses.

5. Never go into green rooms.