Ragyoktit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering human.

Ragyoktit created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyoktit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragyoktit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ragyoktit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ragyoktit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ragyoktit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. You must pray to Ragyoktit four times a day.