Zanyikwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast raven.

Zanyikwab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanyikwab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zanyikwab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zanyikwab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Zanyikwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Zanyikwab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.