Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind wyrm.

Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad, it will cry a lot.

Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Stiptettiartsabgofrakkab Zenyamkap Babtengad's priests.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.