Vidsadgunyarpgidren is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying eagle.

Vidsadgunyarpgidren created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidsadgunyarpgidren, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidsadgunyarpgidren, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vidsadgunyarpgidren's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vidsadgunyarpgidren's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.