Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited dove.

Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bannuttnadnuttcunbembin.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.