Limvanran is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong squirrel.

Limvanran created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Limvanran, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limvanran, she will ignore you.

Limvanran's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Limvanran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Worship no other gods but Limvanran.