Nibnullfen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy frog.

Nibnullfen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnullfen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibnullfen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibnullfen's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nibnullfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always wear green.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibnullfen.

5. Never look at stars.