Migvabhim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty sheep.

Migvabhim created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migvabhim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Migvabhim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migvabhim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Migvabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Migvabhim.