Fengamfig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid camel.

Fengamfig created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengamfig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fengamfig, she will not invite you to parties.

Fengamfig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fengamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Fengamfig.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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