Fathampad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody porpoise.

Fathampad created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fathampad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fathampad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fathampad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fathampad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fathampad.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill great tits.