Xinhunlid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental pigeon.

Xinhunlid created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinhunlid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xinhunlid, she will cry a lot.

Xinhunlid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Xinhunlid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the east.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Never eat bark.