Yakdutpit Kenpoplen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent shark.

Yakdutpit Kenpoplen created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdutpit Kenpoplen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakdutpit Kenpoplen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Yakdutpit Kenpoplen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yakdutpit Kenpoplen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Yakdutpit Kenpoplen loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.