Cenbedbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-confident eagle.

Cenbedbam created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbedbam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenbedbam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cenbedbam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cenbedbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about moons.