Bagdimced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective sheep.

Bagdimced created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagdimced, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bagdimced, it will turn you into a plant.

Bagdimced's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bagdimced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.