Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, uncaring lizard.

Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Worship no other gods but Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Carcissloggabcumsteryatjab loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Do not run in public.