Zagvog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest mole.

Zagvog created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagvog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zagvog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Zagvog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Zagvog.

3. Do not take Zagvog's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.