Misbelljen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive goose.

Misbelljen created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbelljen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Misbelljen, it will turn you into a frog.

Misbelljen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Misbelljen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Misbelljen on top of all buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Worship no other gods but Misbelljen.

5. Always help hamsters in need.