Vedhapbest is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vedhapbest created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedhapbest, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vedhapbest, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vedhapbest's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vedhapbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide if eight rats approach from the west.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.