Jinwoddin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane shark.

Jinwoddin created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinwoddin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinwoddin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jinwoddin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jinwoddin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.