Rutrillwadkik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty wasp.

Rutrillwadkik created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rutrillwadkik, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutrillwadkik, she will not care at all.

Rutrillwadkik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rutrillwadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never feed gooseberries to sharks while wearing white hats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.