Zenbunditmip is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful
dingo.
Zenbunditmip created vertebrates six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zenbunditmip, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Zenbunditmip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Zenbunditmip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Zenbunditmip's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always obey Zenbunditmip's priests.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.