Binfabtargrawzodfadgof is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous mole.

Binfabtargrawzodfadgof created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Binfabtargrawzodfadgof, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binfabtargrawzodfadgof, it will throw large rocks at you.

Binfabtargrawzodfadgof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Binfabtargrawzodfadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never jump near frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Binfabtargrawzodfadgof.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.