Binfabtargrawzodfadgof is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, generous
mole.
Binfabtargrawzodfadgof created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Binfabtargrawzodfadgof, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Binfabtargrawzodfadgof, it will throw large rocks at you.
Binfabtargrawzodfadgof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Binfabtargrawzodfadgof's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always look after injured manatees.
3. Never jump near frogs.
4. Worship no other gods but Binfabtargrawzodfadgof.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.