Davmapbig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured hyena.

Davmapbig created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davmapbig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davmapbig, she will manifest in front of you.

Davmapbig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Davmapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about amino acids.