Fonpadmislib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous yak.

Fonpadmislib created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonpadmislib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonpadmislib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fonpadmislib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fonpadmislib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four manatees approach from the south.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your feet cyan.