Matdossfub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid otter.

Matdossfub created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Matdossfub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Matdossfub, it will make you grow a tail.

Matdossfub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Matdossfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Worship no other gods but Matdossfub.

3. Run away if four mites approach from the south.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not jump in public.