Bodkikbod Stragcabcip
is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous
gorilla
.
Bodkikbod Stragcabcip
created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bodkikbod Stragcabcip
, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bodkikbod Stragcabcip
, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Bodkikbod Stragcabcip's
most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Bodkikbod Stragcabcip's Holy Commandments
1. Always help sick voles.
2. Never mention rats.
3. Hide from yellow manatees for they are unholy.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never hurt dogs.
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