Tonbemdod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient wyvern.

Tonbemdod created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbemdod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonbemdod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tonbemdod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tonbemdod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not take Tonbemdod's name in vain.

5. Never think about gravity.