Tikgombif is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing centipede.

Tikgombif created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikgombif, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tikgombif, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tikgombif's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tikgombif's Holy Commandments

1. Tikgombif loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. You must love Tikgombif.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.