Cemsigflis is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid
wombat.
Cemsigflis created light four million years ago.
If you believe in
Cemsigflis, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cemsigflis, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Cemsigflis' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Cemsigflis' Holy Commandments1. Never think about comets.
2. Dogs are not to be trusted.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.