Cemsigflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid wombat.

Cemsigflis created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Cemsigflis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemsigflis, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cemsigflis' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cemsigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.