Pibgessat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witty jellyfish.

Pibgessat created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgessat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pibgessat, she will turn you into a tree.

Pibgessat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pibgessat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear green coats.