Pibgessat is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, witty
jellyfish.
Pibgessat created water eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibgessat, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pibgessat, she will turn you into a tree.
Pibgessat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Pibgessat's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Never wear green coats.