Rilcen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody yak.

Rilcen created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rilcen, she will turn you into a snail.

Rilcen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rilcen's Holy Commandments

1. Rilcen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.