Tabdunbog is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, passionate
centipede.
Tabdunbog created a strange quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tabdunbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tabdunbog, it will remove you from existence.
Tabdunbog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Tabdunbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never talk about fire.