Tabdunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate centipede.

Tabdunbog created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabdunbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tabdunbog, it will remove you from existence.

Tabdunbog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tabdunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.