Sisyokcar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing cat.

Sisyokcar created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisyokcar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sisyokcar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sisyokcar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sisyokcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.