Dossbellhim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable skunk.

Dossbellhim created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dossbellhim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dossbellhim, it will turn you into a duck.

Dossbellhim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dossbellhim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four ducks approach from the east.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Dossbellhim on top of important buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the south.