Davominfar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish coyote.

Davominfar created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Davominfar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davominfar, it will think nothing of it.

Davominfar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Davominfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Davominfar.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear magenta boots.