Hadfodfob is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind
goose.
Hadfodfob created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadfodfob, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hadfodfob, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Hadfodfob's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Hadfodfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
2. Always help gulls in need.
3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
4. Do not wear fawn clothing.
5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hadfodfob on top of all buildings.