Butkabsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awesome deer.

Butkabsaw created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Butkabsaw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butkabsaw, it will laugh at you.

Butkabsaw's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Butkabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never feed aubergines to shrews while wearing indigo kilts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at moons.