Yimlagmit is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, deceitful
duck.
Yimlagmit created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimlagmit, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yimlagmit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Yimlagmit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Yimlagmit's Holy Commandments1. Yimlagmit must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimlagmit.
3. Never eat bread.
4. Never think ill of sick mice.
5. Never play with disobedient children.