Yimlagmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful duck.

Yimlagmit created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlagmit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimlagmit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yimlagmit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yimlagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Yimlagmit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimlagmit.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never play with disobedient children.