Sakbomsin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful otter.

Sakbomsin created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbomsin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sakbomsin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sakbomsin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sakbomsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sakbomsin's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured doves.