Bodgumfom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain ant.

Bodgumfom created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgumfom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodgumfom, it will not care.

Bodgumfom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bodgumfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bodgumfom.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.