Pogcutmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental mink.

Pogcutmeg created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pogcutmeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogcutmeg, she will cry a lot.

Pogcutmeg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pogcutmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.