Fudgigtar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent dragonfly.

Fudgigtar created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgigtar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fudgigtar, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fudgigtar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fudgigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shave your chest.