Ruttditven is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, irritating
guinea pig.
Ruttditven created gold two years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttditven, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ruttditven, he will throw large rocks at you.
Ruttditven's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Ruttditven's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never look at comets.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.