Ruttditven is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, irritating guinea pig.

Ruttditven created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttditven, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttditven, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ruttditven's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ruttditven's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.