Tifkabgut is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, amazing
wombat.
Tifkabgut created a top quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tifkabgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tifkabgut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tifkabgut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Tifkabgut's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
4. Tifkabgut loves foxes, so they must be respected.
5. Never eat green fruit.