Jigrutman is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient naga.

Jigrutman created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jigrutman, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jigrutman, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jigrutman's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jigrutman's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven voles approach from the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from white porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.