Danfatpas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, slow beaver.

Danfatpas created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfatpas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Danfatpas, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Danfatpas' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Danfatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Put Danfatpas first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide if three pigs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink alcohol.