Bomquaglab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident salamander.

Bomquaglab created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomquaglab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomquaglab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bomquaglab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bomquaglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Bomquaglab must be the most important thing in your life.