Tittonkhudcadfemstraging is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, caring parrot.

Tittonkhudcadfemstraging created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tittonkhudcadfemstraging, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tittonkhudcadfemstraging, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tittonkhudcadfemstraging's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tittonkhudcadfemstraging's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always obey Tittonkhudcadfemstraging's priests.

4. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never look at nebulae.